Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Friday, April 23, 2010
Differences between Men and Women
> NICKNAMES
>
>
>
> If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each
> other
> Laura, Kate and Sarah
> If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to
> each
> other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.
> EATING OUT
>
> When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in
> $20,
> even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything
> smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
>
> When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
>
> MONEY
>
> A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
>
> A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's
> on
> sale.
> BATHROOMS
>
> A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste,
> shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel
> The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is
> 337.
> A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
> ARGUMENTS
>
> A woman has the last word in any argument.
>
> Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new
> argument.
>
> FUTURE
>
> A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
>
> A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
>
> SUCCESS
>
> A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
> spend.
>
> A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
>
> MARRIAGE
>
> A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
>
> A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she
> does.
>
> DRESSING UP
>
> A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the
> trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
> A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
>
> NATURAL
>
> Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
>
> Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
>
> OFFSPRING
>
> Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows
> about
> dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods,
> secret fears and hopes and dreams.
>
> A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
>
> THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
>
> A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two
> people
> remembering the same thing!
>
>
> SO, send this to the women who has a sense of humor and ... Andy any man, because they all enjoy reading the truth..
>
>
>
> If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each
> other
> Laura, Kate and Sarah
> If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to
> each
> other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.
> EATING OUT
>
> When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in
> $20,
> even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything
> smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
>
> When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
>
> MONEY
>
> A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
>
> A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's
> on
> sale.
> BATHROOMS
>
> A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste,
> shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel
> The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is
> 337.
> A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
> ARGUMENTS
>
> A woman has the last word in any argument.
>
> Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new
> argument.
>
> FUTURE
>
> A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
>
> A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
>
> SUCCESS
>
> A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
> spend.
>
> A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
>
> MARRIAGE
>
> A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
>
> A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she
> does.
>
> DRESSING UP
>
> A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the
> trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
> A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
>
> NATURAL
>
> Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
>
> Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
>
> OFFSPRING
>
> Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows
> about
> dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods,
> secret fears and hopes and dreams.
>
> A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
>
> THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
>
> A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two
> people
> remembering the same thing!
>
>
> SO, send this to the women who has a sense of humor and ... Andy any man, because they all enjoy reading the truth..
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Sunday, February 7, 2010
Foul Play
Just like Bulgarian soccer flew onto our radar a few months ago, Northern Ireland is trying to establish itself as a UF favorite destination. Once again, it’s for all of the wrong reasons. For those who do not remember, or are Redditors looking at Dani’s fail vid and sticking around for a bit, last week saw one Norn Iron team rat out another as too bankrupt to compete in a bankrupt TV network’s invitational competition. Today we see another cup failure, and a punch up on par with the best that South America has to offer.
In the misleadingly-named-to-me-because-I-am-American Irish Cup, the top-flight side Newry City hosted second-tier Larne in the fifth round. Match details are harder to come by than police reports on this match, but the best I can piece together is that Newry took the lead, Larne equalized and the Newry scored again somewhere around the 75th minute. Then, as we’ll see below in the pictures, it kicked off with a red card to Larne’s captain Liam Hogan in the 80th minute. Larne’s manager was sent off a couple of minutes later, and the brawl was on.
I’ve put these in the order I think they happened, which is little tough since the various news sites have them jumbled. Enjoy!
Original Story:
http://unprofessionalfoul.com/2010/01/18/south-america-you-are-on-the-clock/
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These Damn Soccer players are always trying to kill each other. Well actually it's mostly the fans but the players have been known to do some off the wall ish.
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
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