Married Life: Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men... That night all three would wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes. After a few days the women met again...
The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, stilettos and mask. He said, You are the woman of my dreams, I love you... Then we made love all night long.
The mistress stated: Oh Yes! The other night we met at his office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. His jaw dropped and we had wild sex all night!
The married one then said: The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes and all. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, "Hey Batman, what's for dinner?"
- The Conductor
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